TRASH - Garbage left by trashy people with no respect of our 'living' room called earth.
Seriously people - what's the problem?
You can't carry that empty coffee cup any further?
That empty pop bottle too heavy to tote now that you consumed the content?
Worse - every time I've gone on a foray chances are I stumble across a condom. WTF?
You are a dirty PIG if you fuck in the woods and leave your condoms there for others to find and nature to insult.
What the fuck are you doing fucking in the woods in a public parks in the first place?!
This is not acceptable behaviour- there are rooms, hotels - we don't need to find your trace in OUR PUBLIC space - show some respect for others & yourself.
There is nothing nastier than finding a beautiful edible chanterelle - with a used condom beside it. Following this grossness is cigarette butts! Talk about ignorance and carelessness and again I find myself wondering why? Why be out here in the wood surrounded by everything natural & beautiful - peaceful - if you're the type of person to throw your cigarettes on the forest floor - you don't deserve to be there.
Many occasions I wear rubbers myself - the GLOVE kind - & pick up others trash, while I wait for mushroom identification to occur. It's easy to get a garbage bag full in most cases. I recently discovered a woman who lives locally on IG - she calls herself The Ditch Bitch- and she cleans up others trash- in my neighbourhood! I decided to thank her with a little original (below)... and it inspired my gnome.
Make a difference.. pick up trash - better yet- DON'T drop it in the first place.
A keep your fucking condoms on your weiner until you get into your own car or home thanks - for all those who do leave 'parts of themselves' in the forrest, your trashy treasures left for us to discover:
May a tick find and bite you where it counts.
With TLC & THC for nature